Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?