Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
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