Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did one plate say to the other?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
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