Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did summer say to spring?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?