What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do farmers do on February 14th?