Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What fish only swims at night?
Why are books always so angry?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What season begins with a thud?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a dog's favorite city?
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