How is cat food sold?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?