What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

How can you make 7 even?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why was the bud so shy?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?