Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
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