What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?