Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What are baby potatoes called?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?