What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?