Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?