How does a witch play loud music?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why are trees always so positive?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What's the noisiest food?

How do fleas travel?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?