Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How do you measure a millennial?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?