What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?