Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why are babies so good at basketball?