What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why do all the planets get along?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

How does a taco bless the table?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

It's allergy season again?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?