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How did the vampire start his letter?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?