What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?