What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why was the math book sad?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How is life like toilet paper?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?