What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the window need an aspirin?