What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

How do hurricanes see?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?