Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why are goats so funny?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?