How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?