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Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

How do football players deal with their problems?

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Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Did you take the patient's temperature?