Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do all the planets get along?
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