Which elf is the best singer?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did electricity win the race?