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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why was the mime upset?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

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What should you wear to a tea party?

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What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

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