What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?