What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

If you need help building an ark..

What's a horse's favorite car?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?