What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you call a tired tree?