What did the antelope husband call his wife?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?