What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

The museum curator needed a break.