What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Can February March?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's a cat's favorite snack?