What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do ducks get after they eat?

How do billboards talk?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

How did the pirate call his mother?