What's the friendliest pen?

What do you call a Russian flea?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why are winter days great?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?