What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Which plant has the best roar?

What did summer say to spring?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?