What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Where do cats go on vacation?