What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

How do bees get to school?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?