What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Which famous author is also a ruler?