What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are fish such good architects?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What vegetables make the best music?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
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