What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What's a forklift?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do cats love to work?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
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