What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
How do fireflies start a race?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the cat so small?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What sports are both plant-based?
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