What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
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