What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do little fish love to play with?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Who invented fractions?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
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