What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you call a short cow?