Why is sand so optimistic?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is the most adorable season?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?