To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?