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What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call a famous turtle?