Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you call a silly hill?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What's a car's favorite TV show?