What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why was the bud so shy?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?