Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?