My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?