How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Someone stole all my lamps.
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Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
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