How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!