I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Which band is always treated like royalty?