What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A book just fell on my head.

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What kind of bird can write?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How do hurricanes see?