Which family member is always relieved?
A ne-phew.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
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