What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
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