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Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

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