What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
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