What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
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What do naked fish play with?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
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What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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