Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What name sounds like the past tense?

How do you grill cheese?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

How do you wash a lamb?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why are goats so funny?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?