What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?