How do you massage a chicken wing?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?