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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do kids love theater classes?