What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.