Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?