What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's a kitty's favorite book?