What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?