What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

How does a taco bless the table?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What bird is always sad?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?