What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?