Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What makes a glow worm glow?