What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What dogs are always lying to you?

How do frogs get to work?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What table can you never sit at?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?