Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a silly hill?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?