Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?