What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?