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Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?