Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?