What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?