What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?