Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

When should baseball players wear armor?