What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
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What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
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