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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

How do you raise a baby elephant?