What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Board Game With A Twist
Why do some people love eating snails?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's a henway?
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