What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do bunnies stay fit?
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