What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Who invented fractions?
Which cats have the best manners?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
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