You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

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Why did spring break up with winter?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How does the sun listen to music?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?