Why did summer catch autumn?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why did the foal cough?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why do porcupines always win the game?