What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?