Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What siblings are always sad?