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Turns over a new leaf.
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
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What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What sports are both plant-based?
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