What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What animal floats best?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
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