What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How much does freedom weigh?

How does a cow do math?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?