Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What do goats and moms have in common?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why are frogs always happy?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?