Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

How are teens like cats?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?