What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?