Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?