What's a forklift?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?