Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Can February March?
What condiment has wings?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
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