Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
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How do you make a bear really angry?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
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