Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
How do fireflies start a race?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What food is a man's best friend?
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