Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
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