Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do tough ducks come from?
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