Why do vampires always look sick?

What country has the most fish?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call a retired vegetable?