What did one plate say to the other?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What sport do horses love to play?

Which singer could always break a five?

What animals make the best baseball players?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How can you make 7 even?