Which state has the best streets?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?