What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which relative loves rice?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What fish loves to play in a band?
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