What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
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