What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How was the wedding?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why do rhinos charge?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?