What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?