Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How do fish watch TV shows?