What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What math figure is also in the band?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?