Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do elves learn in school?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?