What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Did you know about April 1st?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
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