What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Which insect makes the best father?