When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's the most athletic footwear?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why is a computer so smart?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?