How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?