How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?