Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?