Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Where do termites go camping?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?