What do trees wear to the lake?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

I like telling Dad jokes.