My leaf blower doesn't work.

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?