What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What's the most masculine animal?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What vegetables do librarians like?