What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What goes zzub, zzub?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are baseball games at night?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
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