What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!