Why do cats give such great massages?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the fish blush?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the baby cookie cry?