What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why is money so stubborn?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call stolen cheese?
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