What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
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What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
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