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Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Which computer won the talent show?