Why did the goal post get angry?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

How does a barber get to work?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Which dance will a chicken not do?