What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?