Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's the slowest 5k?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?