Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call a short cow?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?