What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did the echo get detention?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?