Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Which subject has two parts?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?