What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

How do bears keep cool?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did summer say to spring?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?