Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Who invented fractions?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?