Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?