What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

How do fleas travel?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why did the turtle cross the road?