What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?