Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do you measure a millennial?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?