Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which animals make the best football players?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
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