What Easter candy has tons of friends?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why are goats so funny?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Which is the worst season?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?