How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do you call a small mom?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?