What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What animal knows kung fu?

When do mice play every day?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

How do billboards talk?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?