What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which family member has tusks?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
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