What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What day do hands always go to church?

What are you studying in math?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?