What did the peach say to its crying husband?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?