What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?