When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did one firefly say to the other?