How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What table can you never sit at?

Do dads always snore?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do Scottish toads play?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the rug say to the floor?