What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Who invented fractions?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?