What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Where do polar bears vote?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What does Santa call Christmastime?