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Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?