The museum curator needed a break.

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why is summer always sad?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do nosey peppers do?