Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What type of barrel breaks easily?