What do you do when two snails fight?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Which family member has tusks?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?