Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
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