Where do belly buttons go to college?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?