Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
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